'I am on my way! I can go the distance!
I don’t care how far! Somehow I’ll be strong!’
This song means so much more to me than it used to.
Okay, storytime Tumblr. Three and a half months ago, I was living with my abusive parents, but a group of friends were amazing enough to get me the hell out of there and hide me at their college. Four days later, I rode four different planes to Portland. And I’ve been here between couch surfing and shelters ever since. I won’t pretend that it’s been easy or that I would have gotten anywhere if people weren’t amazing, but every single mile was so worth it just to be around people who really did love me like my blood family should have.
I went every mile that day. And it’s so worth it to have a real home.
frozen featuring queen bitch aurora
I’m also on for advice hour! -Ariel (Please lemme know if you want the message answered privately or publicly, otherwise I will answer it privately.)
So I’m online and here for advice hour or more because I’m a sack of potatoes and don’t want to get up to finish the laundry I started.
Feel free to ask me stuff!
Boys need body positivity too, so I’m here to tell the boys that need it that you look fucking awesome today. And have a nice fucking day because you fucking deserve it.
i’m very upset right now
how did they get the costume so right but the person so wrong
it looks more like Hans in Kristoff’s clothes. Maybe that’s what he is.
Comment on 50 Shades Of Grey Trailer
Okay see this is the issue. That movie is crap anyway. 99% of adults at this point see it as a joke. The only adults who don’t are lonely, vanilla, boring housewives who have so little actual sex they need Twilight fan fiction to get their thrill but thankfully there aren’t too many of those fans left. The rest of the fan base are girls like her, trust me I saw a lot of comments like “THIS CAN’T BE RATED R! I CAN’T SEE IT THEN!” And if they cut it down to PG-13 it will be even more of a joke. If you need to ask your mom to see this movie or if you can’t see it because it’s rated R and you are too young, you shouldn’t be seeing it.
Besides the fact that it’s NOT about BDSM it’s about abuse, the fact that people are still seemingly interested in this instead of thinking it’s a massive joke sickens me. Take it from someone who lives the lifestyle and actually KNOWS what BDSM is. If you want a good book read The Story Of O. In fact there are probably 700 Harlequin novels written WAY better than this pile of crap. They waited too long to do the movie because E L James demanded 100% creative control over it which means it’s just going to be as bad as the books since E L James can’t fucking write for shit and doesn’t know what kink is. It’s appalling that my lifestyle is being represented this way, others as well. Please just don’t go see this pile of shit, use the money to buy a good, accurate book on BDSM and let this thing die already.
I’ve only read the first novel and it reads like really, truly, terrible fan fiction. The author has no writing skills whatsoever. The only part that turned me on was the little bit of spanking that only lasted two paragraphs (if that; and yes, I don’t mind admitting my kinks on here).
Christian Grey did not sound attractive; he sounded sick, mentally and physically. The main character: I get that she’s supposed to be this strong, independent woman who eventually submits…but she doesn’t submit to a new kind of pleasure…but to a truly emotionally and physically abusive man!
Needless to say, I was not wholly impressed and, if I do end up seeing this movie, it will only be for shits and giggles.
E L James wrote most of this story on a blackberry smartphone and uploaded it to fanfiction.net. It’s a piece of shit. Just from that.
Plus it was originally Twilight fanfiction
I’d say you can tell it was originally a Twilight fan fiction except that I think that would be insulting to Twilight and fan fiction in general.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
I can think of something that she needs in her “slot” and “hole.”
Does she not understand how freakin’ building blocks work? Try building a Lego castle without slots and holes and see how that works for you.
Next they’ll whine about plugs and sockets
ssshh! Don’t given them ideas.